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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
73 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 149 | 36% |
| Smokes | 108 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 75 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 85 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,934 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ananasino | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | u mad | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Envoy | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Supertax2 | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ananasino | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | u mad | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Envoy | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Supertax2 | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | u mad | 5 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | Ananasino | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supertax2 | 26 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | u mad | 23 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Envoy | 12 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ananasino | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ananasino | +4.75 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | Supertax2 | +2.45 | 76 | 32 |
| #3 | u mad | +0.16 | 88 | 50 |
| #4 | WsupB?tch | -0.42 | 91 | 51 |
| #5 | Envoy | -0.77 | 57 | 31 |





