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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6457 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7851 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3959 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5208 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,117,234 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 926 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edfre | 24 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Jews cleaner | 18 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Adolf HEE HEE | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Kingruay | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Tommy. | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adolf HEE HEE | 1144 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #2 | edfre | 1015 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #3 | Jews cleaner | 507 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | Kingruay | 503 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | JVME | 413 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FORD666 | +5.40 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | JVME | +5.17 | 90 | 71 |
| #3 | Jews cleaner | +5.09 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | edfre | +3.59 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | MaHaKingKie | +0.95 | 81 | 56 |





