








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1495 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1224 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,621 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smuu | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Naamios | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Uimaliiton puheenjohtaja | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | tanu =DD | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Puukko-Allu | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisuu | 117 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ave Maria | 96 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Uimaliiton puheenjohtaja | 60 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Smuu | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | tanu =DD | 47 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexu | +2.58 | 89 | 83 |
| #2 | Smuu | +2.55 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | LRZ | +1.21 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Ave Maria | +1.07 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | Kisuu | +1.03 | 63 | 76 |





