








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5025 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2775 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3648 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3740 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,039 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Auser | 65% | 62 |
| #2 | GhxsT | 64% | 70 |
| #3 | M0nstr | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | lattzera | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | Catlin | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lattzera | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | Catlin | 60% | 30 |
| #6 | AsianAssist | 54% | 26 |
| #7 | Kings | 50% | 50 |
| #8 | i hate everyone | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Auser | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | GhxsT | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | lattzera | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Kings | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Auser | 259 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | AsianAssist | 171 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | M0nstr | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | lattzera | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | GhxsT | 66 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhxsT | +4.17 | 89 | 34 |
| #2 | Jar | +2.36 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | lattzera | +1.75 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | Auser | +1.73 | 71 | 77 |
| #5 | Catlin | +0.83 | 86 | 64 |





