








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 826 | 33% |
| Smokes | 546 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 692 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 427 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $223,377 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suiiiii golazo | 54% | 50 |
| #2 | eTeXy (埃特西) | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Nuah | 48% | 60 |
| #4 | SunghyuN | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | Hans | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suiiiii golazo | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Hans | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SunghyuN | 109 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Nuah | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hans | 90 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Suiiiii golazo | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lexy - Lil Nasty | 23 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SunghyuN | +3.64 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Lexy - Lil Nasty | +2.81 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | eTeXy (埃特西) | +1.62 | 74 | 46 |
| #4 | Hans | +1.59 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Suiiiii golazo | +0.35 | 45 | 56 |





