








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2982 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2600 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1898 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1253 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,320 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RanchD | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Benjamiiin ♥ | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Karoo | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Forty | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Avenger | 48% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Karoo | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Forty | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Avenger | 48% | 103 |
| #6 | ✪ Frisbee | 44% | 70 |
| #7 | IrishCreamPuff | 35% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Frisbee | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Forty | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Avenger | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | IrishCreamPuff | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avenger | 396 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪ Frisbee | 168 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Forty | 121 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | IrishCreamPuff | 104 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Karoo | 47 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avenger | +2.57 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | Forty | +0.73 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | NO___osaj | -1.07 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ Frisbee | -1.13 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | RanchD | -1.24 | 60 | 49 |





