








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1077 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6516 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5079 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4235 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2653 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,762,492 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Frisbee | 48% | 220 |
| #2 | NO___osaj | 48% | 103 |
| #3 | Forty | 46% | 239 |
| #4 | Ocoenia | 45% | 84 |
| #5 | Benjamiiin ♥ | 45% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ocoenia | 45% | 84 |
| #5 | Benjamiiin ♥ | 45% | 114 |
| #6 | Karoo | 45% | 249 |
| #7 | Jon Sneh | 42% | 38 |
| #8 | IrishCreamPuff | 41% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forty | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Karoo | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | ✪ Frisbee | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | IrishCreamPuff | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Benjamiiin ♥ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forty | 596 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | ✪ Frisbee | 532 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | NO___osaj | 439 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #4 | Karoo | 337 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Benjamiiin ♥ | 260 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avenger | +2.35 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | Forty | +1.04 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ Frisbee | -0.57 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | NO___osaj | -0.99 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | IrishCreamPuff | -1.76 | 59 | 61 |





