








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3183 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3535 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4002 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1417 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,299,245 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CalaxyOGizzle | +4.63 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | yungNUT | +2.95 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | barrett | +2.20 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | wonder | +1.52 | 67 | 38 |
| #5 | franKѠッ | -1.78 | 60 | 60 |





