








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 598 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3180 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4445 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4115 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4494 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,857,295 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | Grabblo | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Wit | 57% | 115 |
| #4 | 나 돌아왔어 | 56% | 117 |
| #5 | Kitchen | 52% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Wit | 57% | 115 |
| #4 | 나 돌아왔어 | 56% | 117 |
| #5 | Kitchen | 52% | 117 |
| #6 | Wax | 52% | 168 |
| #7 | ⌘ Morvo ⌘ | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wax | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Grabblo | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Kitchen | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | 나 돌아왔어 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Wit | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wax | 930 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | Wit | 791 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| #3 | Grabblo | 548 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #4 | Kitchen | 537 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #5 | echo | 437 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | +3.42 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | 나 돌아왔어 | +1.82 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | Wit | +0.86 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | ⌘ Morvo ⌘ | +0.84 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | P E W P S A Q ®™ | +0.39 | 61 | 45 |





