








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3090 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1768 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3417 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,826,248 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yiijy | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | Tsaikov | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | Ren | 54% | 192 |
| #4 | Tomba | 52% | 186 |
| #5 | Lil Päärynä | 52% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tomba | 52% | 186 |
| #5 | Lil Päärynä | 52% | 102 |
| #6 | Potamochoerus porcus | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | Merren | 46% | 61 |
| #8 | JSLatvala | 46% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ren | 25 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Tomba | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | JSLatvala | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Potamochoerus porcus | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Tsaikov | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JSLatvala | 235 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tsaikov | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Potamochoerus porcus | 207 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ren | 195 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tomba | 167 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ren | +1.43 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | Tomba | +1.12 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | Tsaikov | +0.34 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | Yiijy | +0.22 | 51 | 41 |
| #5 | JSLatvala | +0.08 | 52 | 58 |





