








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2405 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2360 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2094 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1290 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,573 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jry | 75% | 40 |
| #2 | Hud | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | Chhaam | 64% | 102 |
| #4 | arb1ter | 61% | 56 |
| #5 | snowie | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Chhaam | 64% | 102 |
| #4 | arb1ter | 61% | 56 |
| #5 | snowie | 57% | 21 |
| #6 | m0NESY | 57% | 114 |
| #7 | count mogula | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NESY | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Chhaam | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | arb1ter | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | count mogula | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | snowie | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chhaam | 238 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | jry | 234 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | arb1ter | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | count mogula | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hud | 95 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NESY | +2.26 | 85 | 32 |
| #2 | jry | +1.94 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | Gerobus | +1.33 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | count mogula | +1.28 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Hud | +0.67 | 74 | 61 |





