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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 550 | 24% |
| Smokes | 502 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 483 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 790 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,589 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dookie | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Applesauce | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | leeseihyun | 52% | 31 |
| #6 | mildred | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | Houdz | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Applesauce | 92 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | leeseihyun | 57 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Houdz | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | mildred | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | dookie | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smitty4k | +1.55 | 64 | 46 |
| #2 | mildred | +0.04 | 67 | 22 |
| #3 | leeseihyun | -0.03 | 51 | 55 |
| #4 | Applesauce | -0.11 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | dookie | -0.56 | 30 | 34 |





