








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 13% |
| Smokes | 852 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1332 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 816 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $535,130 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGS^^ | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Kentou | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Ayoukenator | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Sakoula | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | AdVen Jahta | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AdVen Jahta | 183 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ayoukenator | 67 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | EGS^^ | 67 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sakoula | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | MaloQuadriceps | 26 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AdVen Jahta | +4.46 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | Kentou | +2.83 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | Sakoula | +2.77 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | Big Tamma | +0.15 | 47 | 53 |
| #5 | Ayoukenator | +0.12 | 61 | 53 |





