








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 655 | 22% |
| Smokes | 708 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 749 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 843 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,362 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | busta | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | DaNi | 62% | 87 |
| #3 | -Z3rohp- | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | VIN | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | busta | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | DaNi | 62% | 87 |
| #3 | -Z3rohp- | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | VIN | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | VIN | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | 175 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | VIN | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | -Z3rohp- | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | busta | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | busta | +4.86 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | cbS | +2.39 | 90 | 57 |
| #3 | DaNi | +2.25 | 92 | 58 |
| #4 | -Z3rohp- | +1.28 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | VIN | -1.38 | 78 | 61 |





