








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4804 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4492 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3517 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4748 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,395,290 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rcam | 73% | 175 |
| #2 | DaNi | 66% | 443 |
| #3 | Whylie 🍍 | 65% | 383 |
| #4 | RattleSnake-MilkShake | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rcam | 73% | 175 |
| #2 | DaNi | 66% | 443 |
| #3 | Whylie 🍍 | 65% | 383 |
| #4 | RattleSnake-MilkShake | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | 25 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Whylie 🍍 | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | RattleSnake-MilkShake | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | rcam | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whylie 🍍 | 1464 | 0.18 | 42 min |
| #2 | DaNi | 846 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #3 | rcam | 280 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | RattleSnake-MilkShake | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | +4.84 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | VIN | +1.22 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Whylie 🍍 | -0.50 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | RattleSnake-MilkShake | -1.85 | 75 | 43 |
| #5 | rcam | -3.45 | 47 | 55 |





