








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 358 matches | ||
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5270 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8217 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7668 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8253 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,845,057 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 894 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rcam | 67% | 215 |
| #2 | VIN | 66% | 443 |
| #3 | -Z3rohp- | 65% | 68 |
| #4 | Whylie 🍍 | 64% | 561 |
| #5 | cbS | 62% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rcam | 67% | 215 |
| #2 | VIN | 66% | 443 |
| #3 | -Z3rohp- | 65% | 68 |
| #4 | Whylie 🍍 | 64% | 561 |
| #5 | cbS | 62% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIN | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Whylie 🍍 | 13 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | rcam | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | -Z3rohp- | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | cbS | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whylie 🍍 | 2142 | 0.18 | 59 min |
| #2 | VIN | 865 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | rcam | 334 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | cbS | 194 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | -Z3rohp- | 148 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | +4.45 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | -Z3rohp- | +2.01 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | cbS | +1.80 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | VIN | +0.80 | 83 | 62 |
| #5 | Whylie 🍍 | -1.01 | 82 | 65 |





