








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1313 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1039 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 879 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 846 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,494 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KaebtinRob | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 44% | 85 |
| #5 | Geo_W | 43% | 28 |
| #6 | m4x5ton | 41% | 79 |
| #7 | Devon | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | m4x5ton | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Sumage | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | KaebtinRob | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Geo_W | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 254 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | m4x5ton | 182 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sumage | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Devon | 63 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | KaebtinRob | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devon | +3.79 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | K3TTY SP4GH3TT1 | +1.56 | 78 | 49 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | +0.62 | 60 | 55 |
| #4 | Sumage | -0.64 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | m4x5ton | -1.38 | 40 | 54 |





