








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 428 | 39% |
| Smokes | 227 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 199 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,143 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PISS | 44% | 25 |
| #2 | Cuzinho | 33% | 12 |
| #3 | Shugger | 33% | 24 |
| #4 | Duncan | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | BIG SCRIPPER | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PISS | 44% | 25 |
| #2 | Cuzinho | 33% | 12 |
| #3 | Shugger | 33% | 24 |
| #4 | Duncan | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | BIG SCRIPPER | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shugger | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Duncan | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PISS | 100 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Shugger | 88 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Cuzinho | 49 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Duncan | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | BIG SCRIPPER | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PISS | +0.57 | 50 | 58 |
| #2 | Cuzinho | -0.09 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | Duncan | -0.62 | 44 | 55 |
| #4 | Shugger | -0.84 | 58 | 70 |
| #5 | webkinz pirate bed | -1.16 | 47 | 52 |





