








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5326 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4803 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2334 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3055 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,162,066 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | BIG ASS TRUCK | 39% | 90 |
| #19 | hudsoin | 39% | 31 |
| #20 | mach | 38% | 42 |
| #21 | 772bitman | 36% | 33 |
| #22 | Gastino | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speedy | 24 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | tonton | 19 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Itchy | 12 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Balu Ψ | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | orosh | 10 | 0.0186 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | +4.12 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | good vibes haver | +3.96 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | Sane | +3.70 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | Sadge | +2.53 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | Badabingho | +2.27 | 69 | 65 |





