








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 915 | 25% |
| Smokes | 957 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 847 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1002 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,696 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | tung[p] | 57% | 76 |
| #6 | Vänsterpartiet | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | chico papi chulo | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | KALVNNN | 42% | 19 |
| #9 | St3in | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tung[p] | 249 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | KALVNNN | 162 | 0.37 | 4 min |
| #3 | chico papi chulo | 87 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | FL1X | 59 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | fear | 41 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fear | +4.09 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | CRWNZ | +3.53 | 84 | 73 |
| #3 | tung[p] | +1.83 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | KALVNNN | +0.53 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Vänsterpartiet | +0.35 | 86 | 58 |





