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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4635 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3668 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2447 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3468 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,307 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lober #LOBERCLUTCH | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | Tarasenko | 50% | 114 |
| #3 | OliChappa ❤ | 50% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lober #LOBERCLUTCH | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | Tarasenko | 50% | 114 |
| #3 | OliChappa ❤ | 50% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lober #LOBERCLUTCH | 19 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | OliChappa ❤ | 17 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Tarasenko | 10 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OliChappa ❤ | 607 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Tarasenko | 495 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | Lober #LOBERCLUTCH | 250 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Java | +2.35 | 91 | 57 |
| #2 | Tarasenko | +1.27 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | OliChappa ❤ | -0.11 | 88 | 48 |
| #4 | Lober #LOBERCLUTCH | -1.47 | 58 | 52 |





