








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1085 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1348 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1231 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1144 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,215 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | t0m5en | 56% | 145 |
| #5 | r1c.O | 55% | 91 |
| #6 | Aquila | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | DrTokor | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | 🅙🅐🅜🅔🅢 | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0m5en | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | 🅙🅐🅜🅔🅢 | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | DrTokor | 2 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | ♿ uLTiM0 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | r1c.O | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0m5en | 340 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | ♿ uLTiM0 | 309 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Cl3gur | 275 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | r1c.O | 177 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | 🅙🅐🅜🅔🅢 | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1c.O | +1.42 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | mrc | +1.38 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | DrTokor | +0.86 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Cl3gur | +0.34 | 70 | 73 |
| #5 | t0m5en | -0.00 | 61 | 72 |





