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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5549 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5732 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3824 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5056 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,532 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pennyunwise | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | mrc | 58% | 65 |
| #3 | kira | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | Jack | 55% | 66 |
| #5 | ♿ uLTiM0 | 54% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | oscar | 47% | 110 |
| #15 | Dongledore | 47% | 68 |
| #16 | Aquila | 44% | 36 |
| #17 | KnutschQugel | 44% | 25 |
| #18 | Black&White(0.2) | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oscar | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Lucster04 | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | t0m5en | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ♿ uLTiM0 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Jack | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oscar | 522 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lucster04 | 455 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | t0m5en | 335 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | ♿ uLTiM0 | 214 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Dongledore | 210 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jannes | +2.28 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | oscar | +1.44 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | 🅙🅐🅜🅔🅢 | +1.41 | 64 | 73 |
| #4 | mrc | +1.34 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | r1c.O | +1.07 | 73 | 70 |





