








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 855 | 26% |
| Smokes | 955 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 809 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 669 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,942 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christo | 51% | 51 |
| #2 | waves | 42% | 38 |
| #3 | Snacc | 38% | 73 |
| #4 | Lucas | 38% | 90 |
| #5 | Slyz | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christo | 51% | 51 |
| #2 | waves | 42% | 38 |
| #3 | Snacc | 38% | 73 |
| #4 | Lucas | 38% | 90 |
| #5 | Slyz | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Snacc | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | waves | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Christo | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Slyz | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snacc | 273 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lucas | 216 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Slyz | 159 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | waves | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Christo | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | +0.56 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | Slyz | +0.40 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | waves | +0.40 | 74 | 33 |
| #4 | ShikaLGZ | -0.10 | 60 | 46 |
| #5 | Christo | -0.90 | 63 | 44 |





