








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 605 | 27% |
| Smokes | 634 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 463 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 517 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $151,810 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cieplojadek | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | eg | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | kynaen | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | natalka uwu | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Dinoks | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dinoks | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | ddddddddaj | 45% | 22 |
| #7 | Yezman | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | teffek | 38% | 16 |
| #9 | VEEEEEEE | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cieplojadek | 5 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | teffek | 4 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | kynaen | 3 | 0.0231 |
| #4 | Dinoks | 1 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | VEEEEEEE | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cieplojadek | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | natalka uwu | 36 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | eg | 33 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | ddddddddaj | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | teffek | 24 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dinoks | +2.80 | 49 | 51 |
| #2 | natalka uwu | +2.38 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | teffek | +1.20 | 75 | 41 |
| #4 | Aojiru | +1.10 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | cieplojadek | +0.85 | 78 | 55 |





