








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2855 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1714 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1711 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1501 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,450 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAMIL | 60% | 68 |
| #2 | Aojiru | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Yezman | 59% | 110 |
| #4 | natalka uwu | 53% | 201 |
| #5 | dj.stAL | 51% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natalka uwu | 903 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | eg | 664 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | mrz | 446 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Yezman | 226 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dinoks | 145 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yezman | +1.88 | 92 | 50 |
| #2 | cieplojadek | +1.27 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | natalka uwu | +1.05 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | The Śmietanolele B.I.G | +0.55 | 60 | 51 |
| #5 | KAMIL | +0.49 | 86 | 57 |





