








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2965 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2891 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2212 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3379 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,631 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 634 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diamux | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | szczeniakpl | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | KAMIL | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | cieplojadek | 59% | 110 |
| #5 | Tiriojo | 59% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xntentacion pilsudski | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | balls'le ball g4skins | 20 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | fallknight | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | GEORGE FLOYD CREEPYPASTA | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | cieplojadek | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xntentacion pilsudski | 486 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | GEORGE FLOYD CREEPYPASTA | 423 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | mrz | 417 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | fallknight | 402 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | eg | 338 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diamux | +7.90 | 97 | 70 |
| #2 | Yezman | +4.02 | 92 | 51 |
| #3 | Tiriojo | +2.88 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | cieplojadek | +1.97 | 86 | 54 |
| #5 | natalka uwu | +0.95 | 71 | 68 |





