








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4322 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5734 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1369 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2253 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,632 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .heck// | 64% | 76 |
| #2 | Silent | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | S0LDI3R | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | Phantom | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | DogeDollars | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0LDI3R | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | .heck// | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Phantom | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | scooby doo fan 123 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Silent | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantom | +4.67 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | DogeDollars | +3.99 | 53 | 53 |
| #3 | S0LDI3R | +3.55 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | .heck// | +2.29 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Nerm | +0.65 | 47 | 61 |





