








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2910 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3965 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2552 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2988 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,659 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerm | 44% | 32 |
| #2 | cutefoxpuppy | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Renamon | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerm | 44% | 32 |
| #2 | cutefoxpuppy | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Renamon | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renamon | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renamon | 100 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nerm | 82 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | cutefoxpuppy | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renamon | +1.31 | 44 | 53 |
| #2 | DogeDollars | +0.97 | 50 | 52 |
| #3 | Nerm | -1.90 | 37 | 54 |
| #4 | cutefoxpuppy | -6.72 | 6 | 16 |





