








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1751 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1764 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1227 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1533 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $679,149 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantom | 64% | 61 |
| #2 | .heck// | 63% | 280 |
| #3 | Nerm | 61% | 44 |
| #4 | S0LDI3R | 61% | 312 |
| #5 | Raya | 59% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .heck// | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | S0LDI3R | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Phantom | 11 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Raya | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Drimi | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .heck// | 759 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | S0LDI3R | 661 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Phantom | 224 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Raya | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nerm | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantom | +5.16 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | S0LDI3R | +4.96 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | .heck// | +2.69 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Raya | -0.12 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | Nerm | -1.48 | 48 | 53 |





