








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1666 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1192 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2407 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,560 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Paitard | 56% | 27 |
| #9 | Läuft! | 53% | 47 |
| #10 | Wer hat mich gekillt??? | 53% | 57 |
| #11 | Mochi Joestar | 41% | 22 |
| #12 | G.O.D. | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wer hat mich gekillt??? | 290 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | Läuft! | 279 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | xInfest | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Paitard | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | jzuzboi | 53 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jzuzboi | +5.55 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Paitard | +3.27 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Wer hat mich gekillt??? | +2.16 | 79 | 83 |
| #4 | Christiandus | +1.68 | 50 | 59 |
| #5 | Läuft! | +0.15 | 53 | 79 |





