








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 665 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1018 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 934 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 425 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,492 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mple | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | chendur ulanbataar | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | EL SCHNOSE 👃 | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | LovesAnimation94 | 60% | 52 |
| #5 | komaki | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LovesAnimation94 | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | s1mple | 6 | 0.0330 |
| #3 | EL SCHNOSE 👃 | 5 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | PAJEET SHART CLUB Zeised | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | chendur ulanbataar | 3 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mple | +3.90 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | LovesAnimation94 | +2.31 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | PAJEET SHART CLUB Zeised | +1.59 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | EL SCHNOSE 👃 | +1.27 | 80 | 49 |
| #5 | Starling | +0.58 | 71 | 56 |





