








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2696 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1323 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1034 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,171 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL SCHNOSE 👃 | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | s1mple | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | LovesAnimation94 | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | Reverie’s edge | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | PAJEET SHART CLUB Zeised | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LovesAnimation94 | 370 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | selfish deed | 152 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | PAJEET SHART CLUB Zeised | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | EL SCHNOSE 👃 | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Reverie’s edge | 91 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAJEET SHART CLUB Zeised | +3.95 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | Reverie’s edge | +3.23 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | s1mple | +3.04 | 77 | 47 |
| #4 | LovesAnimation94 | +2.99 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | EL SCHNOSE 👃 | +2.37 | 71 | 55 |





