








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4824 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4915 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5630 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5008 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,208 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autonoob | 54% | 107 |
| #2 | Boggers | 50% | 268 |
| #3 | ✪ F3DerAL | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | chiefy- | 48% | 143 |
| #5 | gregs | 47% | 328 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | kingdra | 45% | 110 |
| #7 | Smooth | 44% | 36 |
| #8 | Udder Spinner | 43% | 91 |
| #9 | gwill | 39% | 61 |
| #10 | Buzz Lightyear | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiefy- | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | gregs | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | gwill | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Boggers | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | kingdra | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gregs | 879 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | kingdra | 737 | 0.33 | 23 min |
| #3 | chiefy- | 457 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Boggers | 438 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | Autonoob | 257 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boggers | +1.52 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | kingdra | +0.57 | 67 | 83 |
| #3 | Smooth | +0.35 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | Kang | +0.18 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | gwill | +0.10 | 62 | 34 |





