








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 553 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6148 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5486 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5709 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4604 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,957 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shittin' Jimmy | 56% | 77 |
| #2 | Autonoob | 55% | 246 |
| #3 | FRIED PC (16-1) | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | chiefy- | 50% | 268 |
| #5 | Kang | 50% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiefy- | 837 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kang | 831 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #3 | gregs | 641 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #4 | Autonoob | 544 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | ColdCera | 522 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boggers | +1.95 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Shittin' Jimmy | +0.87 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | chiefy- | +0.29 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | Kang | -0.12 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Autonoob | -1.04 | 57 | 70 |





