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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 652 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6939 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6925 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5252 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4265 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,093,290 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4888 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrian | 56% | 104 |
| #2 | eesawa | 55% | 118 |
| #3 | holly | 53% | 90 |
| #4 | friend | 53% | 76 |
| #5 | 𝔈𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 | 52% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eesawa | +4.58 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | holly | +2.82 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | self sacktualization achieved | +2.09 | 80 | 43 |
| #4 | 𝔈𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 | +1.30 | 71 | 39 |
| #5 | Adrian | +1.19 | 71 | 55 |





