








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1491 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1330 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1285 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1150 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,422 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Fuckenmann | 43% | 98 |
| #10 | AreZ | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | ReBelz | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | vitjaa | 42% | 12 |
| #13 | dNS' | 42% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dNS' | 277 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | NDY | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | v1olenT | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | AreZ | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fuckenmann | 48 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRYT3X | +4.72 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | ♿feaR | +3.28 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | FahrZurHolle | +1.96 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | AreZ | +1.91 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | NDY | +1.71 | 69 | 59 |





