








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Faceit | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7792 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7175 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6412 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5421 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,514,242 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuffy | 25 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | nimble | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Tsikkenlord | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Nänhäri | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | KioskNiko | 7 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuffy | 2212 | 0.23 | 59 min |
| #2 | nimble | 1894 | 0.26 | 58 min |
| #3 | Masa | 1123 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #4 | Nänhäri | 985 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #5 | Kurre | 793 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuffy | +1.83 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Wuppa | +1.49 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | Nänhäri | +0.95 | 78 | 74 |
| #4 | Kairo | +0.47 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Swivel Sweeper MAX | +0.40 | 68 | 63 |





