








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 747 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6662 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4355 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4349 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4097 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,703 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuppa | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | nimble | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Nänhäri | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Tsikkenlord | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Masa | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuppa | 1841 | 0.20 | 46 min |
| #2 | nimble | 1798 | 0.26 | 55 min |
| #3 | Masa | 1191 | 0.19 | 37 min |
| #4 | Nänhäri | 993 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #5 | Kurre | 818 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuffy | +1.89 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Nänhäri | +0.83 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | Wuppa | +0.80 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | Masa | -0.21 | 56 | 70 |
| #5 | nimble | -0.24 | 51 | 73 |





