








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
90 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 41 | 17% |
| Smokes | 61 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 76 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 70 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,844 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supermannkrølle | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | CZN BURAK | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | ZZRunner | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | kaken1nja | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | demkO_o | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supermannkrølle | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | CZN BURAK | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | ZZRunner | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | kaken1nja | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | demkO_o | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demkO_o | 31 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | ZZRunner | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | CZN BURAK | 17 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | supermannkrølle | 13 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | kaken1nja | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZZRunner | +2.97 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | kaken1nja | +2.20 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | CZN BURAK | +1.11 | 49 | 55 |
| #4 | demkO_o | +1.05 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | Blodøks | +0.08 | 34 | 44 |





