








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 573 | 30% |
| Smokes | 507 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 380 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $48,446 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konrad | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | akseli | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | peki | 100% | 5 |
| #4 | wamaju | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Jobbi$ | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edu | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | niemelä | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Jöllib_ | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | wamaju | 1 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | akseli | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edu | 105 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | niemelä | 89 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jara | 62 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | LoneX | 60 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jöllib_ | 45 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikkoS =D | +5.93 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | akseli | +1.95 | 88 | 10 |
| #3 | makeli | +1.19 | 74 | 75 |
| #4 | Jobbi$ | +1.04 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | niemelä | +0.38 | 87 | 57 |





