








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 2,194 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1455 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1065 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 678 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 851 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,561 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masa | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | MikkoS =D | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Kyösti | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | peki | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | SkRiww | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoneX | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Jara | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | akseli | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | SkRiww | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | edu | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edu | 134 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | LoneX | 109 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | makeli | 94 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bara | 77 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | peki | 73 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikkoS =D | +3.37 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Jara | +2.05 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | ose | +2.01 | 90 | 50 |
| #4 | Jkinen | +1.99 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | edu | +1.27 | 85 | 76 |





