








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 606 | 19% |
| Smokes | 845 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1022 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 777 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,951 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | arbisocks | 59% | 44 |
| #6 | toofy | 54% | 13 |
| #7 | Excel 擅长 | 53% | 77 |
| #8 | Firzen | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | Daddy Illchay 凸(-_-)凸 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy Illchay 凸(-_-)凸 | 3 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Excel 擅长 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | arbisocks | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | 사나 ♥ | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excel 擅长 | 219 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | arbisocks | 152 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Daddy Illchay 凸(-_-)凸 | 45 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | toofy | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Firzen | 33 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xXJennyXx | +5.01 | 68 | 72 |
| #2 | 사나 ♥ | +3.05 | 76 | 49 |
| #3 | Firzen | +2.19 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Sally Bollywood | +1.81 | 74 | 42 |
| #5 | Excel 擅长 | +1.43 | 66 | 66 |





