








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3404 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2652 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 976 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3026 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $958,922 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOlm | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | Freggi | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | SeNsYg | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | ¤¤¤¤LeGenDarY¤¤¤¤ | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Spion | 54% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Mr. Drag0n | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | McNugel | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | Tørhånd | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | fjust AKA fjaust | 48% | 27 |
| #11 | M3atButch3r | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeNsYg | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Spion | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ¤¤¤¤LeGenDarY¤¤¤¤ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spion | 124 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | McNugel | 52 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | M3atButch3r | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Freggi | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | SeNsYg | 31 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOlm | +2.08 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | Tørhånd | +1.87 | 49 | 49 |
| #3 | Teacha101 | +1.29 | 48 | 65 |
| #4 | ¤¤¤¤LeGenDarY¤¤¤¤ | +1.22 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | McNugel | +1.18 | 42 | 81 |





