








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 30% |
| Smokes | 540 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 425 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 525 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,390 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Primary | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | colin | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Trick | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | Goodbye | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | SHINNERS13 | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | axeera | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | Signal | 33% | 15 |
| #8 | cintwan | 32% | 22 |
| #9 | Gibby_ATL | 30% | 10 |
| #10 | xm1014 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cintwan | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | xm1014 | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Goodbye | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Gibby_ATL | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trick | 96 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | cintwan | 67 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Goodbye | 63 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gibby_ATL | 53 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | Signal | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHINNERS13 | +2.18 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Primary | +1.94 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | dirtydan__ | +1.41 | 91 | 49 |
| #4 | Goodbye | +1.13 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | Gibby_ATL | +1.02 | 88 | 63 |





