








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 17% |
| Smokes | 516 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 389 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,209 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chief 0^*keef | 3 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 2 | 0.0385 |
| #3 | S3 | 1 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | ♕Vladib♕ | 1 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Selena's boyfriend | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Aleksiq | 61 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | JoosePerkele | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | orava | 28 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | .niska | 26 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orava | +5.27 | 95 | 64 |
| #2 | Pedroo | +2.32 | 89 | 42 |
| #3 | JoosePerkele | +2.16 | 79 | 75 |
| #4 | Selena's boyfriend | +1.54 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | Chief 0^*keef | +1.48 | 88 | 50 |





