








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1216 | 28% |
| Smokes | 997 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1326 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 829 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,179 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oliver Queen | 80% | 49 |
| #2 | solo | 78% | 18 |
| #3 | Dungeon | 78% | 54 |
| #4 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 77% | 96 |
| #5 | DenniSzzz -A- | 77% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | eat sleep recycle | 67% | 27 |
| #11 | rico | 63% | 49 |
| #12 | Poheart | 63% | 8 |
| #13 | 不hehe | 63% | 8 |
| #14 | ProNoob_AhBuu | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 15 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Allen | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | DenniSzzz -A- | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Oliver Queen | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | 636 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #2 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 325 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Allen | 277 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | rico | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Oliver Queen | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | +4.57 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | rico | +3.72 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | solo | +3.62 | 93 | 55 |
| #4 | Phanton | +3.07 | 83 | 68 |
| #5 | Exzel | +2.03 | 60 | 59 |





