








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2136 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1882 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 950 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,954 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | 70% | 80 |
| #2 | Exzel | 69% | 86 |
| #3 | eat sleep recycle | 66% | 32 |
| #4 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 63% | 111 |
| #5 | Oliver Queen | 63% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Calix | 61% | 23 |
| #9 | <Yami | 59% | 17 |
| #10 | 不hehe | 56% | 63 |
| #11 | Dungeon | 52% | 29 |
| #12 | ProNoob_AhBuu | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exzel | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | rico | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | eat sleep recycle | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | <Yami | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | +4.38 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | DenniSzzz -A- | +4.27 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | Calix | +2.05 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | Exzel | +1.86 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | 不hehe | +1.33 | 80 | 45 |





