








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 486 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1071 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 814 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1199 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $883,589 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mp | 81% | 32 |
| #2 | Exzel | 78% | 54 |
| #3 | DenniSzzz -A- | 76% | 78 |
| #4 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 74% | 84 |
| #5 | Phanton | 73% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 31 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | s1mp | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | hanghang1234 | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | Phanton | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | 423 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #2 | rico | 373 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 250 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 183 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Exzel | 176 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | +5.09 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | DenniSzzz -A- | +4.96 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | solo | +3.37 | 95 | 63 |
| #4 | hanghang1234 | +3.26 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | s1mp | +2.96 | 78 | 55 |





