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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4767 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2237 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4754 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1930 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,569,801 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2773 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | That_Gal_3141 | 53% | 142 |
| #2 | meow | 51% | 1202 |
| #3 | communist propaganda | 50% | 317 |
| #4 | McFarty101 :3 | 44% | 329 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | That_Gal_3141 | 53% | 142 |
| #2 | meow | 51% | 1202 |
| #3 | communist propaganda | 50% | 317 |
| #4 | McFarty101 :3 | 44% | 329 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow | 133 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | McFarty101 :3 | 27 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | communist propaganda | 20 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | That_Gal_3141 | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow | 2182 | 0.09 | 43 min |
| #2 | communist propaganda | 421 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | McFarty101 :3 | 387 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | That_Gal_3141 | 63 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow | +3.73 | 63 | 36 |
| #2 | That_Gal_3141 | +0.18 | 54 | 16 |
| #3 | Tsumabuki Right (twink) | -1.32 | 51 | 37 |
| #4 | communist propaganda | -1.53 | 14 | 26 |
| #5 | McFarty101 :3 | -5.23 | 14 | 33 |





